Proud to be a Kiwi

 

Just imagine….If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AA one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in  Canterbury Finance  one year ago,you would have $0.00 today..

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00..

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the Kiwi Saver-Keg.

A recent study found that the average Kiwi walks about 900 miles a year.. Another study found that Kiwi’s drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Kiwi’s get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be a Kiwi!!

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